Into a lot of stuff, including Welcome to Night Vale, Doctor Who, Sherlock, SNK, Dangan Ronpa, Free!, HOO, Musicals, LotR, Kuroko No Basket, Pacific Rim, Les Miserables
A Visual Dictionary of Tops
More Visual Glossaries (for Her): Backpacks / Bags / Bra Types / Hats / Belt knots / Coats / Collars / Darts / Dress Shapes / Dress Silhouettes / Eyeglass frames / Eyeliner Strokes / Hangers / Harem Pants / Heels / Nail shapes / Necklaces / Necklines / Puffy Sleeves / Shoes / Shorts / Silhouettes / Skirts / Tartans / Vintage Hats / Waistlines / Wool
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.
twentysomethingvagabond let us know if this one is any better
I’M GONNA GO READ JANE AUSTEN AND DRINK COFFEE AND TALK ABOUT THE DECLINE OF AMERICAN CAPITALISM WHILE FEEDING THE HUNGRY. But maybe later.
Okay, but Wizard Grantaire who is a metamorphmagus.
Some days his skin will be completely bare. Other days swirling patterns will run all over his body. Still others he’ll have a tattoo representing each of his friends. When Jehan gets particularly melancholic he’ll make them play out his favourite poems visually on his arms as he reads them to him.
When OWL year came around he would cycle through various ‘skin diseases’ to get out of class and instead drink firewhisky behind the broomsheds. He got away with it for almost a month.
He’ll change his hair colour to yellow and black when Hufflepuff play Quidditch, but he’ll mix the colours when the other teams play, because Les Amis are spread across the different houses.
Having a muggleborn mother who is still very in touch with the muggle world, he sometimes messes with first year muggleborns by giving himself physical attributes from popular muggle books or television shows or making himself look like famous actors. But to make up for it, when they get away from the castle and can use their phones again, he will let them take selfies with him so they can gloat to their friends back home.
He’ll also transform himself into professors and intervene if ever he sees a pureblood giving them a hard time.
He doesn’t know his natural eye colour, and even his parents don’t remember because it started changing from the moment he was born. As he got older it started changing depending on how he feels, but most people think it’s just random. He finally figures out what’s happening when Enjolras asks him why his eyes always turn a bright golden colour when he makes a speech. He learns to anticipate it, and makes a conscious effort to keep them a neutral blue.
Unless he’s joking around he never changes his features or his build. It took him a long time to get over his insecurities, and to accept himself, and now that he’s finally happy with himself, he refuses to change to fit other people’s standards.
Someone once asked him why, if he could look anyway he wanted, he chooses not to “do something about his face”. Enjolras overheard and hexed them so thoroughly he spent the next two weeks in detention. Grantaire gave himself a forehead tattoo with a particularly inappropriate message for the professor and landed himself in the same detention.
They had such a good time he forgot all about his eyes turning gold until he caught his reflection in a glass cabinet. When he tries to change them back again, Enjolras caught his face in his hands and asked him again why it happens. He lied, saying he didn’t know… that it was just stupid… Enjolras told him it wasn’t stupid, it was beautiful.
He decides to keep them that way as often as possible.
NOW YOU CAN ALL HATE ME PROPERLY.
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